How long does it take to...

In Bonnie Land, how long does it take to,

1. Bake a cake? 5 minutes
2. Go to the store? 5 minutes
3. Take the trash out? 5 minutes
4. Earn a degree from Phoenix University? 5 minutes (per credit)
5. Count to ten? 5 minutes
6. Make 10 minute rice? 5 minutes
7. Have sex with five minute men? 5 minutes (duh!)
8. Make oatmeal? 5 minutes
9. Eat oatmeal? 5 minutes
10. Make coq au vin? 5 minutes
11. Throw away coq au vin leftovers? 5 minutes
12. Read this post? 5 minutes